saw this mjc girl in macs today.. she was droning on and on about jcs, cut off points, appeals to tj yada yada.. she talks as if she owns macs la.. so we decided to play this game..
me(loudly): so how's life in VJC?
weini(loudly): stress ar.. how about you? HWA CHONG tough?
me: ya lor.. but they're going on and on about the zhiyang campus superstar thing...
her: haha.. VJC so tough can..
HAHAHHAHAH..
should have seen her face can!

last day at ntuc! NO MORE SLAVING MY LIFE AWAY!
NO MORE ANNOYING CUSTOMERS!
NO MORE HOKKIEN CONVERSATIONS!
haha.. met lin and dory for dinner.. bought my mum's super early mother's day present.
yes. its the da chang jin vcd.. HAHA.. turned out i was more excited about the show then my mother was.. HAHA.. opened the box and shoved the 50th disc into my comp straight away.. didn't understand the ending.. but who cares anyway?
LOL. i'm a lagger AND a spoiler..

1.42am.. just came home from work.. =D
stock taking was fun.. haha.. counted chocolates, shavers, toothbrushes, batteries and (guess what) condoms!
this is the first time i can finally read the contents at the back of the box without feeling guilty of whatever.. haha.. 'Please use the condom once only', 'Condoms are electronically tested'
what the?
hahahaa.. and have u heard of this thing called the vibrating condom? haha..
ok.. enough of the condoms.. had supper at mac with carmen, jiahui and weini.. teased the guy working there (we gave him the GEMS thank you card and made him do the same the next time he goes to ntuc.. and i have officially changed weini's number to 999- dun kill me ah... heh..)
my stomach is bloated with my undigested big mac meal, and this is the last time i'm ever going to have supper this late..
weini left with her friend for supper take two and the three of us decided to have some fun with the camera.. WAHAHAHA..
yes.. i admit.. i have been zi lian-ing with carmen's camera.. and we did our 'loner' shots in the middle of the road.. its so fun cos there are no cars out.. will post the photos once carmen has it uploaded..
one hell of a day spent..
will be reporting back to work in 6 hours time..
=)

met up with gfs today.. i was late- as usual... went to kbox AGAIN. haha.. was zi lian-ing using ah llin's new phone.. bwahaha..
i'm really fat.
fat
fat
fat
must really exercise now or i'll never be able to find myself some decent clothes..
19 days to montage. what is this? i still don't know if i'm playing alto or tenor sax. and i OBVIOUSLY don't know how to play (apart from the fact that i have never seen the tenor scores..)
hmmm.. this is a serious problem..
2 days to ntuc's stock take.
6 more days in ntuc.
10 more days till i get my iBook.
27 more days to orientation.
mass comm here i come!

=)

location of captain pig: HK disneyland
location of loyal sidekick: ntuc fairprice

suddenly, the whole world is:

buying toilet paper.
yeap. i swear i had at least 15 customers who bought two packs of toilet paper each. there were people who bought 6 packs. THAT'S what i call a lifetime supply..
in TP business.
YES THE WHOLE WORLD IS THERE. IT'S GOING TO BE SO FREAKING PACKED.
in vjc.
yeap.. almost half of my then-classmates from gmps are there.

what i've missed out yesterday..

understatement of the century and centuries to come. we are 'what'. NOT 'cool'..
which makes us pretty special.. =)
didn't have the time to list them all down. honest confession: didn't know if i have TEN.
all i have is one: she's IRRESISTABLE!
hahahhahaa...

met the toothpaste woman for the first time in my life.
16 big tubes of colgate is enough to last my entire class for two months.
so now there is the..
1. luncheon man
2. coconut man
3. chicks&ducks/mjr chicken rice uncle
4. sugar lady
5. cabbage guy
.. i think..
can't really remember.. but who cares? it's going to be my last few days at ntuc..
stock taking on the 27th at 10pm.. haha.. we're going to tear ntuc apart..=)

lost 10bucks today. so darn miserable..
choked on a piece of mutton today.. it was caught in my throat.. cannot swallow, cannot pull out.
I ALMOST DIED BECAUSE THE STUPID PIECE OF SHEEP WAS TOO BIG.
super suey today. SIGH.

location of captain pig: HK
went to np to order my laptop today. will be getting iBook G4.. the 12" and cheapest of the lot.
Plaza Sing-ed with dory today. poor leelin and her swollen ankle AND her new phone..
and here are the photos! yay~my new shoes! CANYOUSEETHEMCANYOUSEETHEM? haha..






the words made sense. [dory: dun kill me.. its already on fster..] =)

three other photos couldn't make it online.. blame blogger for not being able to make it all work and me for being too lazy to upload it to photobucket.. and i don't have the photo with dory's sexy pose.. awww.. too bad, guys..

bought a new necklace today.. ripped the remnants of my wallet into confetti..
am counting down to my last day at work and- of course, payday.
maybe i'll get myself an mp3 now. and a pair of decent jeans..

the thing i always do when i reach home every day is to park myself in front of the comp, whether or not i feel like it.
its such a wonder i can stare at the screen the entire night without having anything else to do.. my eyebags are worse than what i had during o's..

"did you see my daughter?"
gosh.. he's like.. 60 plus.. i dun think he'd have some toddler running about in ntuc..
"huh?"
"got see my daughter anot?"
he pulls an envelope out from his pocket and fishes for a newpaper cutting..
"Neh... my daughter.. 1pm.. got watch anot?"
oh..he's daughter is actually our national table tennis player..


ntuc stank like dirty socks today..
all because of me.
i broke a bottle of vinegar..
oops?

met llinz and dory at suntec today for dinner.. had kfc.. yada yada.. thinking of joining sailing as my cca.. cool, eh?

i'm going to buy my nike dunks converse shoes tomorrow.. i think...
will be going for the classic look.. can save money also.. haha..

and will be getting myself a decent pair of jeans that fits me nicely.. i'm tired of pulling them up all the time.. talk about looking unglam..
haha..

my posts are getting more and more depressing by the day..
sis' away in NZ.. i'm alone at home again..
and i'm going to blast my music through the entire night..

there, a happy entry.
=)

i am an insignificant human being.
how dumb can i be? to try to change myself to become the best friend of my then-best friend.

i feel really stupid now. should appreciate the ones i have with me rather than to try to prove my worth to someone who's wasting her life away.

dory: i love you and i'll never do it again.
slap me everytime i swear and kick me everytime i curse.
shortie: stop chinese paladin-ing le lar.. LOL

i really hate myself now. i hate how i can cuss and swear at every single thing on earth. i hate the way i behave now; so paikia.. gah-
i hate my attitude problem.
i hate trying very hard to be friends with the wrong people.
i hate the fact that i earn nothing much out of hours i slave away.
how i wish i am who i was. God help me.

went out with dory after work today to chiong her portfolio.. good luck girlie! hope u will get into tp! =)
anyway.. had to provide free gift wrapping service at huijoo's workplace today cos darling dearest didn't know how to. so proud of myself! i can finally come up with a decent end product.. bwahaha..

some guy tried to pick me up just now at ntuc.
there must be something wrong with me.
i swear he's at least 30 and is diagnosed with some sort of a mental illness.
am i really that bad when it comes to these things? i wouldn't mind if an average dude did it, but HELLO?
he's some psychopath can..

and this auntie literally shoved a bag of fish into my face. i almost kissed dead fish for the first time in my life.

will anyone hire me? english tutor with no qualifications nor experience.
i charge ridiculously low rates!

haha..

sometimes i wish the world doesn't revolve around money.

for once, i wished peter pan would come and whisk me away to never never land.
where is my fairy godmother when i needed one?
where is my oh-gosh-he's-fat-and-ugly prince charming?
i'll never believe in fairytales again.

why must ibooks cost so much?

and i can't believe money is so hard to earn.

to the lil' kiddies in the world, stop buying ipods and psps. save while u can so u can afford higher education which can help u earn twice the amount back in years to come.

the things that seriously bug me.

picture a tertiary student pass..
then picture this on the tertiary student pass

ok.. destroy that horrid image from your head. the picture looks grotesquely stunted.

the enrolment process is hell.. so many things to take care of.. so much money is involved.. i regret not going to a jc.. and since my dad's retiring the end of this month, we must really go on a save-all-you-can regime..
and i'll be paying $112.30 for my school fees. and since i hate the fact of having to work my pants off in ntuc for the measly $500 a month, i'll either have to work till the end (its only 20+more days to go) or quit and start looking for a better paying job.
but no idiot is going to hire me for less than a month.
gah-
was talking to sis about how i should take up a job as a private tutor when school reopens.. haha..
as if the parents will want to hire me.. their kids will end up dead by the week before PSLE..
anyway, i should realllly start looking for a job... soon?

what happened in the end...

they didn't fire me.
neither did i quit..
haha.. off tomorrow, off on tuesday! yay!

LINZ! DORY!
LETS GO K-BOXING!

or the zoo..

haha..

Lord...

please let them fire me tomorrow..

Amen.

How You Are In Love

You fall in love quickly and easily. And very often. You tend to give more than take in relationships. You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time. You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change. You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard.

How Are You In Love?

sweet simplicity

new look for the blog!
off tmr will be swimming the flabs off and meeting darling dearest lecia for take two of shopping spree@ marina.









too bad huijoo has to work for the entire day, or we'll wreak havoc at zara again tomorrow.. haha..

ahh.. nothing beats a glass of orange juice in the middle of the night.
i have finally found the inevitable way to curb my constant craving for root beer.
JUICE.
yeah! orange juice..haha.. its a plus considering how the fibre can make u shit. (i hope i got my bio stuffs correct. it's been ages since i last saw my bio text.)
sis wore my puma jacket to class today.. this guy thought she looked like a road marshal.. oops?
LOL.
i like the colour la. its still my favourite among all the others i saw.. BWAHHAHAHA..

was feeling depressed and everything today, but it finally dawned upon me that i'll meet loads of different people in my life. some people will think i'm weird, some will hate me for who i am and some will simply ignore my very existance.
gotta live with it. this is life, and there's no way i'm going to run away from it.
face it. i'm sure there are people who really hate me for my unbelievably huge mouth and an out of order brain.
i'll appear as a retard to some, or even stupid (to certain people).
[*note to self: find out if i'm really that stupid]
will attempt to comfort myself and take in whatever criticisms and comments dished out.

i know i can't please everybody.
apparently 'being generally nice to everybody' doesn't work on some people.
but it certainly beats being generally mean to everyone in sight.

being fat is not a sin.
you must be acquainted with the physical education department of manjusri secondary to be able to think that way.
i'd suggest to you to try to walk up to some fat ah beng smoking his joint with his fellow ka kias in a typical kopitiam and tell him that he should lose some weight.
check with your dad if you've bought insurance before you do that.i'm sure it'll cover at least half the hospitalisation fees..

everything in its time.

The Lord is my shepherd;
I shall not want.
He makes me to lie down in green pastures;
He leads me beside the still waters.
He restores my soul;
He leads me in the paths of righteousness
For His name's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the
valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil;
For You are with me;
You rod and Your staff, they
comfort me.

You prepare a table before me in
the presence of my enemies;
You anoint my head with oil;
My cup runs over.
Surely goodness and mercy shall
follow me
All the days of my life;
And I will dwell in the house
of the Lord
Forever.

-Psalm 23

growl...

went shopping with huijoo and lecia today.. bought the puma jacket! yay.. LOL..
spent like $100+ today.. feeling damn broke now la..
one down, loads to go...
i dun care but i'm going on a shopping spree at zara next..
haha.

stark raving mad...

i have finally decided to take part in montage... yay.. LOL
tough decision, i know.. but i'm just a sucker for band concerts (and you-know-who).. =)
anway.. its been 2 months since i've joined ntuc.. and like i've said, many things changed..

FOR ONCE, i can converse in hokkien to old aunties and uncles..
and FOR ONCE, they understand what i'm saying..
an improvement considering the fact that i spoke some kind of english-hokkien-teochew-cantonese mix to a very very confused auntie..

today, i'm going to tell u the different species of shoppers i encounter on a daily basis..


1. the 'coconut' man.
- he who never fails to buy at least 12 coconuts.

2. the 'luncheon-meat' uncle.
-28 cans at one go. lets not forget he's the one who paid me 109 bucks in coins.

3. the 'poultry' cum '2 dollar notes' uncle
-also known as 'chicken rice' uncle in mjr.

4. the 'coins in plastic bag' aunties.
-brace yourselves for the attack of the coins.

5. the 'can i change my $20 worth of 5cents with you?' ah ma
-poor thing.. i can never forget the wounded expression on her face when i told her no..


can't really think of anymore.. will update when i feel like it...

montage 2, here i come!

just when i thought everything's ok..

damn depressed today. i think i've just been cheated of a hundred bucks.
my pay is 100 bucks less of what i've expected! what is this? work like a cow for so many effing hours just to get a measly 400 bucks. going back to work to ask the person in charge tmr.. if i can't get what i'm supposed to, i'm quitting for good.
sis coming back from thailand! yay.. =)
was flipping through past letters and neoprints..
like what i've said i'm the previous post.. everything has changed.
everyone's different from last year and the year before..
how i wish poly can start immediately.
i'm so sick of this routine i want to puke.

mindless musings of the day

two years ago i brought a bar of kitkat to school. it was valentines day.
the next day, i saw the wrapper on the floor.
three years later, i'm still hopelessly pining for the day he'll ever talk to me again.
another three years heading our way.. nah. make it two..
i guess everything will be the same...

gosh.. i can't believe i just typed that down.

everything around us is constantly under-going change.
have i changed?
have my life changed?

i have no idea..

migraines come one after another. so many things to worry about.
how i wish i can run away from the world sometimes..
got my pay.. only 400+..
can buy nothing. going to get some lousy mp3.. heh..

now its jpsae.. haha..

i dun know if i should laugh or cry.
this was what i wanted, but all of a sudden, i'm starting to have second thoughts.
SHIT.

the results will be out in a few more hours... i can't sleep and my ears are ringing. what a headache. off tmr, was working my pants off (yet again) just now.. just helped bibi with some letter thingy and i realised my english is CRAP all thanks to tv. BLAME THE MEDIA! haha.. sis flying off to bangkok tmr for holiday..
anyway.. they were showing some really cool hk dramas on tv and i got hooked.. =x haha.. thanks to my celeb crush, roger kwok. i know he's old and everything, but the character he played was just so irresistable.. (lets not forget he's good looking too). everything i want in my boyfriend to be. HAHA.











aww.. too bad he's so old. LOL...

yeap.. its called greed mask... (*subtle hint: BUY ME THE VCD AND I'LL LOVE YOU!)
make it ANY VCDS OF SHOWS BY ROGER KWOK AND I'LL LOVE U AS MUCH.

crap. crappity crap crap. haha.. anyway.. where was i? yea.. my horrid english. now i wonder how i'll survive if i ever get into comm studies..

seven and a half more hours to go..
GOOD LUCK ALL YOU GUYS!
=)