i got my princess diaries 2!!!!
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

tis the season. i can hear santa's sleighbells already. haha..
rotting at home, as usual... watched the princess diaries for the 3rd time.

ok.. i shall make another list of mine..

the things i want for christmas

1. The Princess Diaries 2*
2. Bridget Jones' Diary 1,2*
3. a decent pair of earphones. (make it an mp3 player if you think you're rich enough)
4. a wallet. MY WALLET BROKE! AHHHHH!!!
5. ankle socks. in all colours! (i asked for this last year.. but...)
6. Cash**

* i accept VCD and DVD.
** only accepts cash and cheque made payable to Chong Valerie

check out my new wallpaper!



cant really see properly when resized...but its one of my favourite scenes in the princess diaries.. haha.. they were practicing on their waving.. hilarious.. haha..

i've finally figured out how to transfer files from my phone to the computer.
FINALLY. look.. i know i'm bad at this, but i've succeeded! haha..


my mum, taken right on the spot at the M1 roadshow


christine took this.. we were at taka.. COOKIE MONSTER! hahah..


chicken little movie poster i took at marina when we were out hunting for jobs..


my parents! =)


me and leelin, taken today at marina.. haha..

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ok... went out today with leelin, weiyi, andy and fred. weird combi.. but quite fun lar.. haha.. watched just like heaven. highly recommended.. super touching romantic comedy..
awww..
arcade-ed the entire day. first at plaza sing then later on at marina. fred disappeared. haha..
play play play.. played the whole day lar.. haha.. then watch the guys bowl.. then had dinner at kfc.. freezed out butts off and chatted for a while.. went home..
watch wu chu cai hong.. heh..
summary of the day spent.

went swimming with my mum yesterday.. didn't really get an awesome tan. it was cloudy and my mum DIDN'T want a tan. geez.. haha..

ok. the holidays are getting boring. going for the job interview on thursday...
wish me luck!

i hate myself sometimes.

really.

new wallpaper..



hi hi puffy amiyumi! watched this cartoon today.. its so totally punk! haha.. i'm totally bored and i wanna go to the zoo.. haha.. wanted to go during june for my birthday.. sigh..
anyway, since o levels are over.. i wanna go to the zoo!

any takers?

haha

the stupid maple patch doesnt work.
GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so now i'm stuck at home rotting (once again). this is shit. at least we get to study if we're still in sec 3.. went out hunting for jobs with kohmei and leelin yesterday.. yada yada.. going to bangkok in dec..so many plans, so much time.

got the coffee club job, but turned it away.. sigh.. maybe i should get an ntuc job near my house.
but the pay totally sucks.

ok.. i'm soooo bored now. stupid. i cant maple.

haha.. so long nv blog le.. have been on maple.. theyre going through servicing or something now.. cant maple.. HAHA. anyway.. am going to mrs kong's house later.. class gathering!
december is almost here now..

ok.. let's take a look at what i have managed to do over these few days..
haha..okay..

-gotten my ears pierced the second time.. i have 3 piercings now! chris got 2.. =)
-motorola v3.. my dad hasn't taken it away.. yay..
-contact lens! finally!

and the things i HAVE to do.

-cut my hair. it looks like a wild bush. haha..
-highlight my hair (haven't come to a decision about the colour.. apparently, the green in the green streaks will fade and make your hair look gross)
-a job. just told llinz that i aspire to become a hard labourer.
-JIAN FEI >.<

ok. enough. enough..

As Told by Valerie..

the ultimate way to vent your anger..

and the stupidiest thing to do..

smile when you are assaulted by unidentified bouncing objects.

i know i know.. i'm being lame..
heh. i'm so tired.. so tired.. got a new phone. my dad wants it.. ahh.. nevermind..changing to a new line soon.. yada yada.. boring details.. last paper tmr. not looking forward to it. so sian.
dad's birthday tmr..
shall return to maplestory to seek refuge from the outside world.
if only u can find money on the ground...

hahaha.. i think i'm crazy already.. went to blade with cailing, christine and hubert.. hehe.. cailing's blade broke so we went to cycle instead.. my butt hurts now..
maple-ing like siao now.
HAHA

let us talk abt the recent papers.
lit p2. wrote the essay twice.. ended up with a short essay. came out feeling like shit.
amaths p1. why did i even take up amaths in the first place? came out feeling like the end of the world.
geog. crapped my head off.. ended the paper with a 12 marks question, answered completely.
okay.. maybe apart from the fact that i have just randomly chucked in the answers in point form.
i reallllly hope mdm ernie doesn't read this. if you do, please ignore what i've mentioned above.

amaths p2 tomorrow. easy peasy. i'll just sit and stare at the paper until the answers decide to pop out randomly from thin air. maybe i'll score better than if i wrote anything in it.

sigh.. come to think of it, i dun really have a bright future.

what will really happen to me if i fail o levels?

1. work at a fast food joint for life (preferably bk) and grow fat. i'll be the staff of the year and years to come. maybe i'll even get a long service award or break the guinness world record for being the person who spent half her life working in bk.

2. sign up with an agency as a domestic helper.
-actually i dun think i'll need it. my dad's already offered me a life-long contract cleaning up the house. maybe i can refurnish anything and everything in sight.

3. head for the hills and never to appear in singapore again. i'll live by hunting down birds and an occasional deer in the amazon forest.

4. leave this place, go elsewhere and start writing a book about how a girl struggled to make ends meet after she fails o levels and was made to leave and never come back by her parents. i'll name it 'My Autobiography'. betcha it'll be No.1 in the Non-fiction books of the decade. no.. make it a century.

5. scrimp and save up with everything i've got. by the time i earn enough for an air ticket i'll be slim and pretty. then i'll take a plane somewhere else and busk along the streets singing 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' until i get headhunted by some great,big recording company.

6. on the other hand, if i'm slim and sexy, it wouldn't be a problem to get on miss universe ain't it? i know the answer. it's always "World Peace [smiles]".

7. join the armed forces. i'm seriously giving ns a thought at this point of time. so guys, if u decide to miss it due to "unknown medical reasons", i'm calling u a wimp. HA! WIMP!
ok.. think the navy doesn't sound too bad too.. be sure to catch me in the GOH contingent in NDP in say.. 5 to 6 years..

8. sign up for singapore idol/star idol and any other things they come up with and shake national television like william hung did.

9. admit that life stinks and o levels sucks. start an anti o level campaign... haha.. as if.


or maybe i could simply

10. retain and live with the humiliation.


maybe i should only throw the books away after i get back my results..

tomorrow's lit paper 2. i think i'm going to crap like i did in paper 1.
paper one's a total screw up. for the first time in my life, i made a stupid spelling mistake. i think.. haha.. is it travesity or travesty? i think it's travesty, only that i hadn't bothered to look it up.. i wrote travesity. dang.
aiyah.. i hope twelfth night tomorrow will be ok. i'm downloading maplestory all over again.
it's all your fault leelin! haha..
lit tmr.. amaths the day after. did 2 amaths papers yesterday. got so sick of it i wanted to tear the *^&*%^ book apart and burn it away. but then again, what a waste of paper. heh. who knows if i will be sitting for the exam again next year? haha.. dun intend to throw away the books until i've got back the results. my dad'll kill me if we had to buy them all over again.same goes to the uniform..
goodness.. i think i'm uber high today. hahha..

haha.. go school.. go geog.. miracle hor.. i tot i would be stuck sleeping at home..
waited for kohmei. had lunch with her..
went to jisiao bibi and nana.. go home.. play game..
go down ji siao summore.. dinner. then go study again.
life is so boring now.. study all day.. haha. cant wait for the papers to end.. yay! hahhahaha
i'm high today.. just had a super long phone call with christine.. long time no tok so long le.. left out something in my previous entry...sorry!
haha
to christine-
my fellow bandmate for 4 years. our friendship blossomed with the growth of band.. haha.. there were ups and downs.. we quarrelled like we never had. but in the end we learn more about ourselves.. a great friend to me.. never regretted joining band and becoming buds for life!
heh..
kay.. i'm off to the game again.. shall not mention wad game it is.. it's something leelin played when she was primary six.. haha.. i'm 4 years behind time..
tats!
-lagger

'live and let live.' this was something i lived by back in my p. schooling days.
i could hardly remember this very phrase until i chanced upon lihyee's blog. ahh.. nostalgic seh.. it's kinda touching to know that your friend has never forgotten you after 4 long decades (well..almost).. i dun think she was referring to another valerie chong hui min eh? or am i not the one and only? haha..
'live and let live'.the four words that somehow sums up my overall bo chap attitude..actually, i think i still live by them..just on a smaller scale..4 years have come and passed..primary school days.. the innocent era.. haha. sometimes i cant even match faces to their names anymore. infact, i just stare straight into their face without the slightest hint of recognition (or i simply chose not to acknowledge the fact that i have been in the same class).dun ask me why. i have no idea.
some friends come and go..few leave deep impressions..and the true ones stay forever.
i've tasted the happiness and hardships in many different friendships..
some were short-lived, but they do leave my feeling as if i'm floating..regrets came with a few of them. i can't really blame them. they taught me to be stronger; more tolerant and to a certain extent, more bo chap.
o levels now.. i can still remember back during PSLE
i haven't even bothered to study.maybe heading to the beach every day after the papers was a huge mistake, but i suppose i'm 4 years too late to regret now. i used to be one of the strongest in english back then.. but now i see that all my ex classmates speak impeccably.
sigh.
to weini- my kindergarten chum (i admit. i stole that bear eraser from you back in k2. pamela [think that was her name] wasnt lying.)
my p schoolmate we weren't that close until upper primary..i think.
my sec classmate for 4 days.
ok.. so we haven't really lost contact..i think.. heh.. do drop me a call sometime la.. lol..
to lihyee-my les partner.
we hatch lil chicks and watched them grow. we fed the rabbits and watched them mate. we went to the beach to rot all day.
dang.why did i end up in mjr?missed you loads.
to jiaqi-
my first best friend.
friends forever and do send your mum my love.
i miss the days back then.. now we're secondary school graduates already! how time flies..
on to the sec school..
to leelin-the one and only one who has never given up on me
also. the one and only one with LOTS of smses to reply.
we braved through the toughest storms and came out in one piece (sounds familiar hor? =P)
i love you.. =)
to kohmei-
only got to know you this year..
lovable and cuddly friend..dun be too pessimistic kay?
i know you can do it.
to apple-i have learnt my life greatest lessons.we may not be on such good terms anymore, but you taught me things which cannot be expressed by words.
for once, i am more tolerant (and bo chap). i finally knew what friendship revolves around.its trust and love. without trust, there can be no love,and without love, no best friends.
thank you.
to huijoo-
my beloved ass. you always create the disturbance in the force, and i always help to enhance it. crap partners.
send me an invitation when u get married yeah?

why do i sound like i'm writing a death note? fear not. i am not attempting suicide or any form of infliction of pain to self just yet.
these are the people who have taught me to be.. well me..so if you happen to hate me, you'll have to blame them cos they somehow have caused an influence in my life.
live and let live?
i'm not so sure about it now. its up to you to decide whether i'm really that bo chap.

dun ask me anything about science.
I GOT THE RADIOACTIVITY QUESTION WRONG.
sigh.... science was a goner.. now to humans and maths.

i finished the paper in half an hour... was it too easy or was it filled with trick questions?
i'm not done for physics yet.. tmr english.. the bloody paper that shall decide my fate..no.. not tmr..TODAY.
freak.
3 papers heading my way.. and i'm still wide awake.
geez.. faster finish la! i can't wait to celebrate.. heh..

the end is near!
THE DAY IS HERE!

wow.. i rhyme.. ha.
good luck everyone!

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.

Your daughter, Judith

PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.


HAHA!

did 4 maths papers today.. was about to do the fifth when i finally decided not too.. mentally drained for the day.. already done with ss, but still no confidence.. need to get at least a distinction very very very very badly.. sigh.. even mdm ernie said i'm far from an A1. its ss lar.. if only i took pure geog..sigh..i'm getting crankier by the day.. the fact that i can't do science totally pisses me off, and the fact that i shut the book every time i open it tells me my attitude stinks.
thank God i dun need science to get into media and communications.. only language..
walao..
LANGUAGE.. can i get a distinction for my eng? nv see miss cheong for any consultation. hate compre.. i'm so gonna die if they decide to come out with some crap question for essay writing... suddenly the distinction seems so far away.. maths.. dun even know can pass anot.. science.. dun even talk abt it.. really really really hope and wish i can do well for humans.. puh-leasee..
ahh.. should really stop beating myself up. haven even take the test talk so much.
shall do ss now...
jiayou!

haha..introducing.. my desktop wallpaper.. HAHAHHAHAHAHA

i have finally over and done with mole concept. was studying and freezing my butts off in the library- again. well.. did a lil' chem here and a lil' ss there.. made some amazing discoveries today..
discover the truth....
some people are really unfortunate...their parents give them really meaningful names only to be mistaken by others..
da4 qiang2 can also be known as da2 qiang3 (robbery)
fei1 li4, alas, can be known as fei1 li3 (molest)
poor babies,my heart goes out to you..
and on the the next big thing.. as we can see, the CMI (cannot make it) ah lian wannabes in singapore share a common ail. they have to strain their necks to get a so-called decent photo to be taken.. you know? the bimbos who always 'kek' until their eyes are about to fall out.. guess who they were trying to imitate?
heh..
they inspire to become

haha..
till then..

Your IQ Is 85

Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average Your Verbal Intelligence is Average Your Mathematical Intelligence is Above Average Your General Knowledge is Average

i'm illogical..
i'm a....maths genius? GOODNESS! REALLY???
haha. this is so not what i've expected..

chemistry day for me today.. did chem all the way from morning till night.. ahh..
have finally managed to do the mole concept.. heh.. yay...
met christine at 10am.. then cailing popped over for a surprise today..
surprise surprise!
then we popped over to 124.. found bibi.. surprise! ahahaha..
then lecia and joyce popped into the picture.. surprise! hahaha
crap lar.
then banana popped over... (we do sound like we're holding a party eh?)
studied more chem...
then all left, leaving me, nana and bibi.. had dinner with banana at mac..(i'm growing fat already)
then went back to find all the tables occupied.. haha.. then me and nana entertained ourselves while waiting for bibi..dancing, playing.. etcetc.. even sitting on the floor and staring into her house like retards.. haha..played badminton with nana and bibi's siblings.. needed to destress very badly seeing how crazy we became.. bwahahaa..
it was until 9 that i went home.. haha

i think we're crazy.. check out my cool expression. i'm the one in the middle, in case u haven't noticed.. =)
it says 'mad scientist: I can't do mole concept.'