*melts*

Krzysztof Rucinski plays Weiniawski's Caprice No. 7 Op. 10 "La Cadenza"


2.5 hours of waiting time at the doctor's, 5 minutes worth of consultation, $10.50.
Of which $8.70 went to the consultation fee.
I am seriously considering a change in my future career.

*Doctor picks up stethoscope
Doc: Alright, I need you to breathe in.
*Struggles to breathe in through my already blocked nose
Doc: I can't hear anything. Breathe harder.
*Breathes harder
Doc: Again, harder!
*Almost kills myself
Doc: Open your mouth
*Opens mouth
Doc: There, I can finally hear you.