let us talk abt the recent papers.
lit p2. wrote the essay twice.. ended up with a short essay. came out feeling like shit.
amaths p1. why did i even take up amaths in the first place? came out feeling like the end of the world.
geog. crapped my head off.. ended the paper with a 12 marks question, answered completely.
okay.. maybe apart from the fact that i have just randomly chucked in the answers in point form.
i reallllly hope mdm ernie doesn't read this. if you do, please ignore what i've mentioned above.

amaths p2 tomorrow. easy peasy. i'll just sit and stare at the paper until the answers decide to pop out randomly from thin air. maybe i'll score better than if i wrote anything in it.

sigh.. come to think of it, i dun really have a bright future.

what will really happen to me if i fail o levels?

1. work at a fast food joint for life (preferably bk) and grow fat. i'll be the staff of the year and years to come. maybe i'll even get a long service award or break the guinness world record for being the person who spent half her life working in bk.

2. sign up with an agency as a domestic helper.
-actually i dun think i'll need it. my dad's already offered me a life-long contract cleaning up the house. maybe i can refurnish anything and everything in sight.

3. head for the hills and never to appear in singapore again. i'll live by hunting down birds and an occasional deer in the amazon forest.

4. leave this place, go elsewhere and start writing a book about how a girl struggled to make ends meet after she fails o levels and was made to leave and never come back by her parents. i'll name it 'My Autobiography'. betcha it'll be No.1 in the Non-fiction books of the decade. no.. make it a century.

5. scrimp and save up with everything i've got. by the time i earn enough for an air ticket i'll be slim and pretty. then i'll take a plane somewhere else and busk along the streets singing 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' until i get headhunted by some great,big recording company.

6. on the other hand, if i'm slim and sexy, it wouldn't be a problem to get on miss universe ain't it? i know the answer. it's always "World Peace [smiles]".

7. join the armed forces. i'm seriously giving ns a thought at this point of time. so guys, if u decide to miss it due to "unknown medical reasons", i'm calling u a wimp. HA! WIMP!
ok.. think the navy doesn't sound too bad too.. be sure to catch me in the GOH contingent in NDP in say.. 5 to 6 years..

8. sign up for singapore idol/star idol and any other things they come up with and shake national television like william hung did.

9. admit that life stinks and o levels sucks. start an anti o level campaign... haha.. as if.


or maybe i could simply

10. retain and live with the humiliation.


maybe i should only throw the books away after i get back my results..